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Old 11-25-2009, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob. Smith View Post
I don't know your age..I'm 51 and my dad is 84. I went around to his place the other day. He's renovating the kitchen so I was giving him a hand. He was farting like a brewery draught horse ( they ate the hops stalks) and denying it. SO I can assume that once you are around the 80 odd age you're an old fart. In the mean time you can be a cranky old man !
This reminded me of one of my favorite "toasts" given by Jack Nicholson.....

As you get older,Never pass up a bathroom,
never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart,"

Jack Nicholson
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