Gassing up at Valero station today guy walks up and says what's it got in it?
I told him and he says "I've got a real car. It's a Corvette." I wanted to say something snide in return but was so dumbfounded I couldn't think of anything to say. (I did later) but bfd. I noticed he humg around long enough to hear me leave. I'll try to be better prepared next time.