[RodKnock]

Next chapter of my manual.

Chapter 4 - Testing The Accuracy of Your Gas Gauge - Never insert a stick into the gas tank. This is too simple and way too easy. First, fill tank. Second, drive car continually over many weeks, even months, never filling tank again. Check gas gauge. Third, check gas gauge, then pick up buddy at buddy's house and make sure it's a beautiful Saturday morning on your way to a Cobra breakfast. Car runs out of gas on road. Check gas gauge, still reads full. Go back to first page of chapter.