[Gunner]

Me, I like the jobs where you remove a front engine bolt only to discover it goes into the water jacket. Then the bolt jams on the removed part for a full minute while you struggle to get it loose and coolant pours onto the floor. You finally get the bolt threaded back into the dike... waterpump. And a tidy little job has just turned into a wash the engine compartment and garage floor job.

Not saying this has every happened, you understand. Just suggesting.

Gotta go; I... have some things to clean up.