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It is near the Christmas break for the school year. The students have turned in all their work, the classroom is clean and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question"

Teacher: " Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln"
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: Who said 'I have a Dream'?"
Again before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King, Jr."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go home too."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy"
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you can go home too."

Johnny is boiling mad at this point. He has not been able to answer any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitc*es would keep there mouths shut!"

The teacher turns right around and asks "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "Tiger Woods, Can I GO NOW?"