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Old 12-29-2009, 11:01 AM
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> The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
> We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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> America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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> Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
> A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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> Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
> A: A fund raiser.
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> Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
> A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
> society.
> The other is for housing prisoners.
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> If Pelosi, Reid, Kerry and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
> ocean and it sank, who would be saved? .... America!
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> If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time she'll have a beard!
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> Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
> A: Bo has papers.
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