[CobraDan]

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a cup of coffee
and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of
her cup and finds a peal off prize. She pulls off the
tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home,
I WON a motor home!"

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible.
The biggest prize given away was a mini van!"

The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON
a motor home!"

By this time the manager makes his way over to the
table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a
motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!"

Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a
motor home, I WON a motor home!"

The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and
he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."