The teacher asked a young girl in her class to use the word
fasinate in a sentence. The young girl stood up up said,"The study of the universe fasinates me". The teacher said " I'm sorry but thats wrong, I want the word fasinate not fasinates.
The teacher then picked a young man and asked him to make a sentence using fasinate. The young man stood up and said, " It's fasinating to watch an airplane fly.
" No, that's wrong" said the teacher. I want the word fasinate not fasinating. She then sees little Johnny in the back of the class waving his arm violently. Reluctantly the teacher picked him.
Johnny stood up and says , "teacher I think I got this one".
Johnny thinks for a second then says, " My sister bought a new blouse and when she buttoned it she could only fasinate cause her ti!s are to big.
Hersh