[rodneym]

What's the matter, Steve?
You're not a fan of the mobile taxman?
Just wait till we get the speed light cameras that Ah-nuld is proposing.
And CARB wanted a $1000 fine and 9 mos in jail for low tire pressure (no joke).
And the diesel filters that will be required for earth movers and off road vehicles was proposed by a guy with a fake internet doctorate from a pedophile (who's hiding out of the country). When the legislators were asked about this scientists credentials, they replied that it was still sound science. But I digress...I'm sure the officer was concerned about the safety of the kids, who aren't even allowed outside when it rains.
Hail to the chief!