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An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. His doctor is completing the medical work up and finally asks the old man how he's feeling.
"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, Sir, that reminds me of a true story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun as he climbs out of his truck. He takes off and pretty soon he's walking in the woods near a stream bed when suddenly he spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle and BAM! the beaver falls over dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "the man had an umbrella, not a gun. Someone else must have shot that beaver."
"Exactly my point" the doctor replied.
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