[CobraDan]

A new young MD doing his residency in o.b. was quite embarrased performing female exams and had unconsiously formed a habit of whistling softly to cover his embarrasement.
The young lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarassed him.
He snarled "just what is so funny madam?"
She replied, "I'm sorry doctor,but the song you were whistling was
'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner'!"