Turk ("if that's your real name")
[God, I love that quote!]
The situation with my ol buddy Claunch stems from the ancient Fresno v. Bakersfield competition (Which is the best rest stop on Hwy 99?) The difference in crime rates that he points to are the direct result of folks from Bakersfield coming up here and stealing our stuff cause there ain't nothing in Bakersfield.
I'm not sure, but I believe our British brother just gave you a friendly dig in a most sophisticated manner. Well done.