[Ron61]

Subject: Quidado with the Mexican maid!!


Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. I found out later the conversation went like this:

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase??"


Maria: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."


Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"


Maria: "Your husband said so."


Wife: "Oh."


Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."


Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"


Maria: "Your husband did."


Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."


Wife: (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"


Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"