[Ron61]

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir.
Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits.....
She appears out of nowhere.'