[Jim Holden]

JW:

Missed you at the ERA Christmas gastronomic bombash and culinary extravaganza party held at the shop in conjunction with the onset of ERA's two week mid-winter hiatus last week. (This annual event is catered by PEPI's favorite local Italian hot pepper emporium and is guaranteed not to attract vegetarians or other like "fair weather gourmands").

Great fun was had in filching PEPI'S official "list" of folks waiting for cars and scrambling the pages. Given his recurring eye problems, he won't notice that several pages are missing for a long, long time.

So, how much is the page with your name on it worth to ya?

Best regards for the New Year!

Morty MacTavish

PS: ...and the next time you're up at the shop see if you can't get 6'5" Teddy (a/k/a "Kramer") to tell you the "Condom Man" story...