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Seniors in love


An elderly senior couple were invited to an old friends
home for dinner oneevening.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded
every request to her husband with endearing terms
such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart,
Pumpkin, etc.The couple had been married almost 70
years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.


While the husband was in the living room, her lady
friend leaned over to her host to say,
'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you
still call your husband all those loving pet
names'.


The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you
the truth,' she said,'His name slipped my mind
about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to
ask the cranky old asshole what his name is.