[HYM810ANCE]

Two southern ladies were sitting on the veranda one afternoon after the return of one of them from her trip to Las Vegas. The one asked "So, is Las Vegas much different from the south?" The other replied "Oh my! They have things out there I had never heard of before." "Like what", the friend questioned. "Well, she said...they have men who like other men and they call them homo-sexuals, they have women who like other women and they call them lesbians and they have men who you can hire to do favors for women". Being extremely intrigued the friend asked "and what do they call them?!" To which the lady replied "Oh honey, I don't know...but I called him precious!"