[Snakebit]

Buy a big tarp for the roof and electrify the existing fence to keep the kids and pets confined to the yard. Plant lots of ivy to grow and cover the fence. Buy the Cobra.

Remember the Harley commercial with the grandfather and the grandson on the porch? The old man is telling the grandson "there is nothing like the sound of a Harley, the freedom and the wind blowin in your face!" You had a Harley grandpa? No, I spent the money on aluminum siding"

"You had a Cobra Grandpa? No, I spent the money in a new roof and a fence!"