[mr0077]

A cowboy was sitting at a crowded restaurant bar waiting for a table, and a woman sat down on the empty stool beside him. after a few moments, she asked him what he did. He said, "Well, m'am, I'm a cowboy. I was born on a ranch and I've been there ever since. I've been working with cattle as long as I can remember. I ride horses and work cattle, I herd 'em, I feed 'em, I do everything cowboys do...I guess that makes me a cowboy".
The woman said, rather proudly, "Well, I'm a lesbian. When I wake up in the morning, I'm thinking about having sex with women; all during the day, I'm thinking about having sex with women. I have sex with women as often as I can, and the last thing I'm thinking about when I go to sleep at night is having sex with women...I guess that makes me a lesbian.
About that time they called her name for a table, and she said goodby and left.
Soon after, a couple sat next to him, and the woman turned to him, looked at his cowboy clothes, and said, "Are you a cowboy?", to which he replied, "Well, m'am, up until about five minutes ago I had always thought I was, but now, I believe I may be a lesbian!"