A nice looking woman goes into a bar and tells the bartender she wants 7 martinis. Bartender sets the first one up and she says - " no, I want them all at once". He sets up the seven martinis - she drinks them all down, sits there for about 20 minutes and then falls off the barstool on her back. There are four or five guys in the bar and they all look at her lying there with her skirt up and all....pretty soon they all screw her. A few hours later she comes to and staggers out.
Next night the same exact story.
Next night the same story except there are a whole lot of guys in the bar because the word is out. Thirty guys all screw her.
Next night she comes back in and the bartender is really happy to see her because business has never been so good. So he says to her eagerly " Seven martinis?"
She answers - "no, they make my ***** sore".
An oldie, I know
