[Bobcat]

When I was 13 , I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs . When I was 16 , I got a girlfriend with big boobs , but there was no passion , so I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life .

In college I dated a passionate girl , but she was too emotional . Everything was an emergency ; she was a drama queen , cried all the time and threatened suicide . So I decided I needed a girl with stability .

When I was 25 , I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything . Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement .

When I was 28 , I found an exciting girl , but couldn`t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another , never settling on anything. She did mad , impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy . She was great fun initially and very energetic , but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition .

When I turned 30 , I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet firmly planted on the ground , so I married her . She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned .

I am older and wiser now , and I`m looking for a girl with big boobs .