[CobraDan]

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all worked in an office with the
same female boss. Each and every day their boss would leave work
early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave
right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the
office when she left early, so how was she to know?

So that day, all three sneaked out of the office as soon as the boss
was gone.

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening, baking and puttered around the house.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the
health club before meeting her dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to
her bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly,
she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in
bed with her BOSS! Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out
of her house.

The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they
were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming
with them.

"No way!" she exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"