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Originally Posted by 392cobra
A few years ago while returning from a quick run to Dunkin' Donuts one Sunday morning,I got pulled over.
The cop strolls up to my window.He asked the normal,,"Do you know why I stopped you ?"
I answered..."You smelt fresh donuts ?"
Who would have thought that wasn't the correct answer ?  |
If I was a cop (and I was an MP for a while, NG 191st), I would have laughed at that, like I did now.
Then I would have asked you to open the bag. When the bag was open, I woulda wrote you up for speeding and open container. Of course when you objected, I woulda obligingly tore up the speeding ticket, but confiscated the bag as evidence ...and asked you if you came this way often. And wished you a good day. Except for the politeness, it's a good thing I was never a civilian cop.
I know when I was a kid, the cops always confiscated our beer and let us go. Surely I would have extrapolated that by the example set for me.
Wes
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