Not Ranked
A truck driver sees a beautiful girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he says. "I'm trying to commit a suicide," she says. "Well, before you jump give me a blowjob." So, she does. After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent you got. Why are you committing a suicide?". "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
__________________
If you can't stay on the road, get off it!!
|