Ron ... please turn your Al Gore/Global warming membership card in ! You`ve got it all wrong . The grass isn`t wet ! The grass is growing because of the increased CO2 in the air from Ernie`s car . The humidity/moisture is caused by the grass sweating because it heard no one believed in Global warming anymore and because of all the CO2 blanketing it from your mower and Ernie`s car ( don`t confuse me with any facts here ) .
Bob