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A man walks into a bar in the Old West, and sees the bar owner's horse sticking its' head in the window. The man bets the bartender $500 that he can make the horse laugh. Bartender says "OK". Man walks over to the horse, whispers in its' ear, and the horse ROARS with laughter. Man collects his $500 and walks out.
A week later, the same man walks into the same bar, and sees the horse sticking its head in the window. Man bets the bartender $1000 that he can make the horse cry, without touching the horse. Bartender accepts the bet, and the man walks over to the horse, takes its reins, and walks the horse around the back of the building. The man and the horse come back not 20 seconds later, and the horse is BAWLING its' eyes out. The man collects his $1000 and heads for the door.
Bartender stops the man and asks how he was able to take $1500 of the bartenders' money. Man says he got the horse to laugh by whispering in its ear that he was hung better than the horse. Bartender asks how he got the horse to cry. Man says that when he walked the horse around the back..............he showed him!
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Of course it's REAL! You are NOT imagining it!
We don't want a bigger government; We want a government that does a few BIG things, and does them right.
If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, they'll only give you one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playin, if you lose you got to pay. And if you make just ONE wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY!
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