A man goes to the doctor and says "Hey Doc, you
gotta help me!
The Doc says " what the problem"?
Well, I woke up this morning and noticed a bright orange ring
around my penis.
The Doc looks at it and says " I'll have to run some tests.
After several hours the Doc comes back and says" We ran
every test we could and we still don't know what it is".
"Have you had sex with anyone lately?" asked the Doc.
The man thought for a second and replied "Heck no Doc, I haven't had sex for over three months since my wife left." " All I do now is sit at home watching porno flicks and eatin" Cheetos."
Hersh
