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Old 01-04-2002, 01:18 PM
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Talking Okay...comin' up on 14 pages...is this a record yet, Brent?

There was this old red neck farmer who lived by himself right next to a country road in South Georgia. Every morning, he takes his coffee out on the front porch and drinks it as he watches the cars and people go by. One morning, he sees a young boy walking down the side of the road. The boy has a large roll of chicken wire with him and the old farmer wonders what he's doing with it. So he calls out "Say, Boy...say there. What's 'at you got wichoo, boy?"

"Dis here's a roll of chicken wire," the boy replies, "I'm a-planning to ketch me some chickens wif it."

"Boy, you damn fool," the farmer says, "donchoo know you cain't ketch no chickens wif jest a roll of chicken wire!". The boy shrugs his sholders, but continues off into the distance.

That afternoon, the farmer's back on his porch, the days work having been done. Pretty soon, here comes the boy holding four chickens by their feet. "See, Mister," the boy says, "caught me some chickens wif 'at chicken wire!". "Sho'nuf, yeah you did" the farmer calls back.

Next morning, here comes the boy again while the old farmer's drinking his coffee on the front porch. This time, the boy has a roll of duct tape with him. "Hey, Boy," the farmer shouts, "whachoo got today?". "Got me a roll of duct tape" the boy hollers back, "gonna ketch me some ducks wif dis here duct tape!".

"There ya go agin, Boy," the farmer laughs, "duct tape is for heatin' and air conditionin'...you ain't gonna ketch you no DUCKS wif duct tape!".

Well, that afternoon, the boy comes back by the farmer's house again and he's got 3 ducks under his arm. He yells to the farmer, "Lookee here, caught me 3 ducks with this here roll of duct tape!". "Yeah, you did, Boy, ya done good!", the farmer replies.

Next morning, the boy comes by again and this time he's got a small shrubbery branch in his hand. The farmer notices and shouts out to the boy "Boy, whachoo got wif you dis mornin'?" "Well, suh, dis here's a pu55y Willow branch, and I'm plannin' on ketchin' me some...."

"Wait a minute, Boy," the farmer interrupts, "lemme git my hat!"
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