[ERA535]

Three guys are at the pearly gates explaining to St. Peter how they died and why they should be let into heaven.

The first guy says "I am a travelling salesman and I got home early from a trip and went into my apartment and there was my wife lying naked and sweaty on the bed - I saw the window was open and I'm no fool so I ran to the window and looked down and saw this guy lying on a fire escape landing a few floors down naked! I was so angry that I pushed our refrigerator out the window onto the guy hoping to kill him, but unfortunately I tripped and fell out the window with the refrigerator-- and that's how I died! St. Peter told him he could go into heaven.

The second guy says ' I usually lie on the fire escape landing to get a tan, well I was lying there and some idiot throws a refrigerator out of his window onto me and thats how I died.
St. Peter tells him he can go on to heaven and then turns to the third guy and asks him how he died.

The third guy says ' I dunno, I was just sitting in this refrigerator minding my own business!!........