A madame who managed to keep he good looks at forty and run
her business decided to sell, now that she was extremely
wealthy. She had one dream and that was to find a forty yr old
male virgin to fall in love with and marry. She Hired people
across the globe to find such a person. After several months
with no luck she recieved a call from Her hired PI in Australia.
He explained to her that he had found the perfect match. The
gentleman was a truck driver and he had never made love to a woman. So she flies over to Australia and meets the truck driver.
They fall madly in love and decided to get married and spend their honeymoon in the most luxurious hotel in Sydney. Once in the suite, she told him to wait here and she was going into the
bathroom and get ready for him. After an hour she returned
into the room and found her new husband standing in the
middle of the room with no clothes on and all the furniture
was piled up in the corner. She was totally shocked at this and
asked "What the heck is going on?"
The husband looked at her and says " It's true that I have never
made love to a woman but if it's anything like making love to a
kangaroo you need all the room you can get !
Hersh
