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A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. Sits down and orders a drink.

A few minutes later the monkey walks over to the hard boiled egg jar and takes one out and eats it.

The bartender protests to the patron, " did you see what your monkey did?" The owner says he's always putting things in his mouth and eating them.

A little while passes and the monkey goes over to the pickle jar, pulls out a pickle and eats it.

Again the bartender protests to the owner.

After a little while the monkey goes over to the pool table, picks up the cue ball and eats it. Now the bartender is really upset.

So the patron and the monkey leave.

About a week later then man goes back into the bar with the monkey. The man orders a drink.

After a few minutes the monkey goes over to the marichino cherry jar, takes one out and sticks it up his ass. He then pulls it out of his ass and eats it.

The bartender tells the patron that is the most disgusting thing he has seen

The patron tells the bartender, that ever since he ate the cue ball, he checks the size on everything now