A guy walks into a bar and orders two martinis. The
bartender brings both martinis over and sets them down.
The bartenders says "hey Mack you don't have to order
two drinks at once, I'll bring you a fresh one when you finish."
"Oh no, it's not that. It's for my friend here." The man
commence to remove a 6" man from his pocket that quickly
went up to the martini glass an proceeded to drink.
"Wow!" exclaimed the bartender. "Is he for real?"
"Yeah, he's real alright. That's by best friend Frank.
" Well can he talk?" asked the bartender.
Why sure he can exclaimed the man. "Hey Frank tell the
bartender about that time we were in Africa and you
told that witch doctor to get F**ked.
Hersh
