[Dangerous Doug]

Give them the line that you answered an advertisment in the classifieds for an "old roadster" for $1, and when you went to check it out it turned out to be a Cobra that a jilted ex-wife was selling so her ex could take the proceeds from the sale and run off with his secretary.

Tell them that it was recent and in the local paper---if you're convincing enough they'll burn with envy. A Cobra for a Buck! Damn! A missed opportunity!

DD