[Dave Samson]

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she
decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her
to go and get undressed and wait for him in the
other room. When the doctor goes into the room he
tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror.

She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the
mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests
his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.
After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady
to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will
talk to her when she is dressed.

The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what
is wrong with her.

He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before
she goes to bed.

The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in
front of the mirror and stand on her head.

He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."