[mr0077]

(best done with a heavy Chinese brogue for the doctor)
There was this woman who was having a terrible time getting a date, so she went to a doctor, who was Chinese.
"Doctor, I can't seem to get a man to go out on a date with me", she said.
The doctor told her to take off her clothes, which she did. He examined her, then told her to get down on all fours. He looked at her, then said, "Craw' acloss froor", which she did. Then the doctor said, "Craw' back acloss froor." When she had done this, the doctor said, "Rady, you have Ed Zachery disease."
"Ed Zachery disease? What's that?", she said.
The doctor replied, "Ah, so. That when you face look ed zachery like you a$$!"