[stush]

Few quick ones:
Q. What is a yankee?
A. Same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it is worth it.

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Donuts

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it is no big deal unless you are not getting any.

Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick>

Stu