Jay and his blonde wife live in Chicago. One winter morning while listening
to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going
to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even
numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
Jay's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We
are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."
Jay's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park...",
then the electric power goes out.
Jay's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what
to do."
Jay says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
A little winter joke for all you snowbirds that actually stay north for the winter, and another blonde joke.
