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Math

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence

and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with

the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three

women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking

the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third

is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one

that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with

the wedding ring on, ... but I like your thinking."