It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when
you sneeze, your heart
stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80
years, no one reported a
single case where an ostrich buried its head in the
sand (or attempted to do
so - apart from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into
the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of
Alphabetti Spaghetti
especially for the German market that consisted solely
of little pasta
swastikas.
In average, a human being will have sex more than
3,000 times and spend two
weeks kissing in their lifetime.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never
made or received a
telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to
be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you
try to suppress a
sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or
neck and die.
if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats
could have over million
descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the
bacteria in your ear
by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why
does Title 14,
Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations,
implemented on July
16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have
any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman
somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads
for dating are
already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
people sitting on them
and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while
sleeping, eat
70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different.
Over 75% of the people who read this will try to lick
their elbow.
