[mr0077]

But wait!

A recent survey reported that 95% of all happily married people are women;

9 out of 10 men who switched to Camels switched back to women within a month;

and 4 out of 6 leaves 2...

But, there were two young nuns who went to see the Mother Superior. The Mother asked them what was the matter, and one of them said, "Well, Mother, you've got to do something about those construction workers near the chapel; they use REALLY foul language!"
The Mother Superior said, "Now, now, my dears, they're working men; they simply call a spade a spade."
The other nun then said, "No, Mother, they don't just call a spade a spade, they call it a f*cking shovel!"

And hey, if I sneeze and my eye DOES fly out of my head, will someone PLEEZE catch my eye?