[Skuzzy]

I already told my Wife that the first time a hot young lady wants a ride in my Cobra (when I finally get it), she is going to get a ride. It is on my bucket list!

The Wife retorts, "Go ahead old man. Just remember, you get one shot at it and that is all. She better be hot.". I smile and remeber why I married her.

As she walks away, she giggles, "You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.".

There is probably a measure of truth to that, but I do not want to think about it.