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A 12 yo boy is on an international flight on his own. A well dressed gent sits down beside him and says "its a long way to England maybe we can chat to pass the time>
The boy says "I guess so"
Let me start says the man, I'm a nuclear scientist, what do you know about that?
The boy replied " I will answer that if I can ask you a question first"
OK go ahead says the scientist.
The boy says "Why is cow poo flat, sheep poo like marbles, and horse poo round and crumbly?
The scientist thinks for a while and says I don't know the answer to that.
The boy replied " You don't know sh*t and you wanna talk nuclear science!
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