A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.The bartender keeps staring at the guy. The guy finally says.."yeah, I know what you're staring at."
The bartender says "well, I'm sorry guy buy it ain't everyday you see a guy with a head the size of a grapefruit."
Yeah, I know but its's a long story." the guy says.
"Well go ahead and tell me the story. I got all day". says the bartender.
" Well it was like this" I was on a lonely beach one day and I
found a mermaid all tangled up in a net so I helped her get out
of it." For doing her a good deed she granted me a wish. I told her that I thought it would be nice to make love to her"
She said that she was unable to grant that wish because she her anatomy was not like other women. Well I thought about it for a second then I asked.."How about a little head."
Hersh
