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Along time ago there was this little Italian boy in the fields with his dad. Looking at his dad's hands one day, the boy asks "Papa, I've seena you do many many t'ings witha you hands, but tella me abouta you fingers."
"Well, Tony," Papa said, "It's a like dis, you see this firsta fingah? You usea dissa one to
pointata what evea you want. You see youa t'umb? You usea thisa for turna da pages inna book, and your ringa finger, you will use whena you get a married, and youa little finga, you usea to picka you nose. And the middle finga, well, I'lla tella
you about thata one whena you get married."
Well, little Tony was satisfied with that and time passed. It was now Tony's wedding day. It was a beautiful wedding, just before the bride and groom left, Tony went to have a talk with his Papa. Tony said "Papa, many a year I use dissa finger to
point atta whata I want, and I turna many a pages with my t'umb, I've pickeda my nose with dissa little one, now I havea beautiful ringa from my Gina on my ringa finger, but Papa, now I mustta know what I gonna do with dissa middle finger?"
Papa drew close to Tony and said "Tony, tonight you will makea da mad hot love to Gina, you woman, many times anna you willa getta very very tired, whena that happens anna you woman turnsa to you again wanting to makea the love, attsa when you takea you middle finga anna you poka on her head and say, 'Go backa to sleep, you silly woman.
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