[CobraDan]

As the woman passed her daughter's closed
bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing
noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter
giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are
you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please,go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same
buzz coming from the other side of the closed, bedroom door. Upon entering
the room,he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the
daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close
as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away
and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from A shopping trip, placed the
groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her
husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch,
buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."