[CobraDan]

There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman:
The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend,
I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches
abova da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love
with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles
of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze
bed in pure ecstasy".
The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I
get out of da bed, walk over to d' window and wipe me knob on the curtain.
She hits the roof."