In a crowded city, at a busy bus stop, there was a beautiful young woman waiting for the bus, and wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight and did not allow her leg to the height of the first step on the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to step onto the bus but couldn't. So a little more embarrassed she once again reached around and unzipped her skirt a little more. To her surprise, she still could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she reached behind and unzipped the skirt a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned around to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and with a drawl said, " Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!!"
