If the Kirkham driver can't get it to hook and he loses, he will be blasted for being a bad driver.
If the Ferrari driver can't utilize the launch control effectively, he will be blasted for not having the ability to figure out a drive-by-wire modern day hot rod.
They should just hire The Stig and let him decide. Then we can all watch the results on Top Gear.
The commentary here has run the entire spectrum from informative to hilarious to assinine. Which is why we keep coming back for more.
