[larryamyers]

First guys say he has a pub in his village where when you drink your thrid beer, the house buys your fourth.

Second guy says that's nothing, in his village, when you drink two beers, the third is on the house.

Third guy(of course) says that's nothing. We have a pub, when you come through the door, all the drinks are free. After you are tipsy, they take you upstairs and you make love all night long!

They are in disbelief! "What, you have done this! Is this true?

He says, well, no, i have not done it personally, but my sister does it all the time!