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O.K. here are a few from my four year old daughter.

How do you make friends with a Squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
Is there an Owl in here?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying daddy?

Mike